Wednesday, July 7, 2010

APTS

So, I'm looking for apartments. I see these pictures of apartments with huge trees in the entire picture. Are you selling trees or apartments? Second of all, wow. What a view. Who in the F--K wants to look out and see leaves and branches all day? Are you hoping to rent to old people to just sit and stare waiting for it to just up and move? What about winter? It's a bunch of sticks just blocking your view to...I don't know, a nice view of...something else? And let's not forget about those pesky birds chirping as you wake up hungover. What a nightmare. For me, it's either a case of beer in the morning with a BB gun, or move the stupid tree into a forrest where it belongs. Like that of an animal. Humans are so cruel.

When things can't get any worse, they can get better. When things can't get any better, they can get worse. Stay in the middle.

-ME

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